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There's something happening in Gilbert Cellars. Something... terrrrrible.

...Terribly delicious, that is! What, you thought only scary things are in cellars? Hey, come on. That's outdated Victorian thinking! Don't go all Freud on us here! The truth is, cellars are where people hide cool stuff like knives and ghosts and illegal beer. Why, even the pyramids were just big cellars, and they were full of gold and kings! When you hear "cellar," don't think about some repressed English...

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