Gawker on superheroes: If you hold to traditional values, you’re a ‘f***ing dork’

AP Photo/The O and M Co., Jacob Cohl

Give them a point for honesty.

In a piece for Gawker, Sam Biddle has this breaking news: Spider-Man movies are lame because Spidey’s creators gave him positive traits that are contractually enforced.

Before we get to Biddle’s anti-values screed, let’s look at asininity in the opening.

Based on information he gleaned from the famous Sony hack, Biddle begins his column:

Why are the Spider-Man movies so bad? Maybe it’s because the...

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