Gas Powered Pressure Washers

A hand axe can fell a tree. A chainsaw will fell it faster. A bicycle will get you somewhere. A motorcycle will get you there faster. A candle will light a room. A motorized candle will light it faster. The same rules apply to this gas-powered pressure washer. Why, it's the best thing since that fool invented the motorized candle! What was HE thinking, right?

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