From dating to driving, hackers hit where it hurts

I’d like to feel sorry for folks affected by the Ashley Madison hack. Oh hell, that’s a lie; I wouldn’t like to and I don’t. I've spent the past three days in a municipal hoosegow waiting for my ex to wire over bail money, all while being psychologically tortured by a deputy who looks like a "Deliverance" extra and thinks Donald Trump belongs on Mount Rushmore. You Ashley Madison marks can feel sorry for me.

After all, it’s not as though the world (including yours truly) didn’t...

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