Friday Night Fights - For Da Kids

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There once was a fellow McSweenyWho spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a man Robin Hood Who lived in a Knottingham wood He learned how to fuck from old Friar Tuck And made Marion whenever he could

There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me...

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