Sony is producing a 26" statue of the God of War himself, and at $499.99 a piece (that's $100 off!), I would expect this thing to ward off everything from burglars to evil spirits to mermen.
There are 500 statues available for pre-sale now, with an estimated ship date of December 4.
The trailer is curious. If you're one to take anything, and I mean anything, as a hint that a video game sequel is in the works, that bit at the end with the omega symbol suggests God of War 4 is coming.