Florida Man Has Revenge Sex With Alligator Story Fake As Crocodile Tears

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Rupert Darwin exacted revenge on an alligator in the worst possible way—he bound and blindfolded the 12 foot reptile, and sexually assaulted her multiple times a day over the period of a month.

Florida Everglades police responded to a call from  a man who had happened upon Darwin raping the gator in his backyard, and overheard him saying, “Next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

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