Five Things to Know About the New Miami Marlins Owner (Who Isn't Derek Jeter)

Former Yankee Derek Jeter, a man who could probably win an election for Permanent American President if the race were to be held tomorrow, has decided to permanently sully his good name by buying and running the Miami Marlins, a local improv comedy troupe that's been trapped in an out-of-control...

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