Hypothetical decision time. You're about to be a bridesmaid in your college roommate's wedding, and you're getting a tad antsy about walking down the aisle. Would you rather:
A. Enjoy a soothing aromatherapy massage
B. Knock back a flute of Champagne
C. PLAY WITH PUPPIES!!
If you chose C, you can sit with us — and read the rest of the story.