EPA Guy Shitcanned For Deciding ‘Scott Pruitt Sux Donkeys’ Isn’t A Death Threat

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EPA administrator Scott Pruitt is really obsessed with his own safety — it’s why he just has to fly first class (except when he’s flying on his own dime) and have a 20-member security detail protecting him 24/7, you see: Environmental extremists are always threatening his life! It was very inconvenient, therefore, when a couple of Democratic senators went and released a summary of an internal EPA memo which found there was...

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