Emerson Ceiling Fans - Your Choice

What name has your ceiling fan earned? Possibly it's one of these.

air mover

cat distractor

shadow causer

ambience creator

spinning noir cut scene generator

that thing where you can pretend it's an airplane coming right at you

paper ball target, oh, don't pretend you've never done it

swearing generator (installation only)

light bulb companion

bat sonar confusion machine

fan tasia

bad fan name inspiration device

In the box:

(1) CF717SW Ashland Ceiling Fan -OR- CF717ORB Ashland...

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