What name has your ceiling fan earned? Possibly it's one of these.
spinning noir cut scene generator
that thing where you can pretend it's an airplane coming right at you
paper ball target, oh, don't pretend you've never done it
swearing generator (installation only)
light bulb companion
bat sonar confusion machine
bad fan name inspiration device
In the box:
(1) CF717SW Ashland Ceiling Fan -OR- CF717ORB Ashland...