Dyson DC44 Animal Cordless Vacuum Cleaner - Blue

Hi, I'm Charles Mischlache, America's number one David Bowie impersonator. We're here in the wild looking for the Dyson Animal Cordless Vacuum Cleaner. And why, hello, there's one right there. It's cleaning its young. Cleaning its young.

[picks up microphone]

And its young /May not be so bright /May not know what's right /But give it time

[puts microphone back in the bushes]

Yes, just give it time to... oh, the Dyson has eaten its young. Well, it's like the great wheel of life...

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