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DYSON: Doctor Smaydenbauer-

DOCTOR: Hang on there. [finishes writing in pink diary] "Anyway, I have a patient now so we'll talk about Jason later. Byeeeeeeeee!" Ok Dyson, what's the sitch?

DYSON: I feel like I have something lodged in me.

DOCTOR: Isn't that your job?

DYSON: Yes, but something's not, y'know...moving through.

DOCTOR: Ok well let me just take an x-ray oh wait you're practically transparent so I'll just look at you. Hmm...

DYSON: What "hmm", WHAT?

DOCTOR: Did you know...

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