Duracell Batteries

It's a good idea to keep a bunch of batteries in your car, closet, jacket pocket, all of the above, etc. Then you can say LOOKS LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS RUINED WHY WHAT'S THIS and poof! It's all been part of a clever trick! Anyway, batteries. Buy them.

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