Dramatic photos show goose attacking high school golfer

LENAWEE COUNTY, Mich. -- Geese are terrifying. Everyone knows this. Their bites hurt and they have no respect for children or the elderly. In fact, they are the second-most terrifying bird behind turkeys (large, tenacious) and ahead of crows (eidetic, vengeful).

So this momentous trio of photographs showing a Canada goose absolutely trucking a high school golfer is just a reminder of the natural order of things. You can have, as one Twitter user put it, a "quiver full of bird maulers" and a...


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