Doutzen Kroes Sports a Six Pack, Probably from Not Eating

Thanks to bulimia, Doutzen Kroes can rock a six pack in a bikini. Not eating and bulimia, they’re really good ways to get cut and shredded for the summer. What I didn’t know is that Kroes pulls in $8m per year. Not bad. She’s got contracts with L’Oreal, Miu Miu and Emilio Pucci. Never heard of those last two. If you have, then you spend too much time in the mall.

Her boyfriend, Sunnery James, has the right idea when he films her booty.

If Kroes was my girlfriend, I’d have a...

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