Doug Jones Doesn't Love That 'Shape of Water' Fish Dick Dildo

The Shape of Water director Guillermo del Toro once called his Oscar-nominated film "a love letter to love and cinema," but the thing is more like a love letter to sexy-ass amphibians, since the movie has done more to eroticize sea creatures than every Ninja Turtles romantic subplot combined. Del Toro's fish god/man/stud character looks like the creature from the Black Lagoon if he went on Whole30 and started doing CrossFit. Look at that six pack! Do fish even have abdominal muscles? Who...

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