Don’t Draft Ole Miss’ Robert Nkemdiche, He’s A Cat Guy, Wants To Buy Pet Panther

The only thing I trust less than the cold, manipulative, lurking, little fur douches known as cats is the single guys who willingly elect the companionship of these creatures incapable of love over man’s best friend, dogs. One pet’s whole day is made with you just walking through the door while the other animal shits in a box and has sheer disdain in its eyes the three times you interact with it a week. You’re just not right if that’s the life you choose to live. Something’s off.


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