Do You Think This Dude’s Brutally Honest Tinder Profile Pulls Him Any Booty?

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Anyone with a history of swiping knows that integrity has no place on Tinder. You’re best served treating your Tinder profile like your resume: peppered with bold faced lies to improve your image. I’ve claimed to be “Proficient in Microsoft Excel” the same way I claim to be “STD free.” I literally just learned the SUM function last week and for the past month, I feel like my hog has picked up poison sumac. I’ll tell women I won the D.A.R.E. Award in sixth grade, but...

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