Did This Georgia Man Really Saw Off His ‘Sinful’ Penis To Stop Masturbating?

Welcome to this week’s viral false story, that’s so bad we just really wish it was true (kind of)…

The story goes:

Jonas Etcher just couldn’t stop beating his meat, and in Augusta, Georgia, from whence he hails, meat-beating translates to eternal damnation of the soul.

Police find $100 Worth Of Walmart Groceries In Woman’s Vagina

“Oh hell no,” shrieked the God-fearing 52-year-old meat-beater. That’s when he took matters into his own hands—quite...

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