DEX Electric Baby Food Processor

Use this food processor: to drown out the noise of a hungry, screaming baby.

Don't use this food processor: to drown out the noise of a hungry, screaming bear. Just back away slowly.

In 99% of uses, this food processor: still can't make beets not taste like dirt.

Left to its own devices, this food processor would: leave all the food whole, just to see how the other half lives.

When it's cold outside, this food processor stays warm by: HOT PEPPERS!

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