Cops Arrest Florida Man Because He Asked Them To Tickle Him

Bryan Chao, AKA my future husband, is everything the great state of Florida stands for.

Last Wednesday, 24 year-old Chao and his wife got hammered at a fancy hotel in Naples and decided to pull the fire alarm. Police arrived to find the tipsy twosome enjoying a dip in the pool.

Bryan Chao

Police ordered Chao to get out of the water, but he had one condition: He wanted them to tickle him, and he wanted them to tickle him bad. He asked them repeatedly to indulge his peculiar whim, and...

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