Commie Councilman Wants To Ban Pong Tables In Front Yards At University Of Colorado

Front yard pong is the best kind of pong. Fresh air. Ample room for dunks. Shouting “This shot is for youuu!” at female joggers. Also, it’s impossible to jump off the roof and drop a flying elbow onto the table if it’s stuck indoors. That’s why this city councilman’s plan to abolish front yard pong tables at houses near the University of Colorado is so heinous.

City Councilman Andrew Shoemaker hopes to pass the ordinance in University Hill, a town right next to the University of...

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