In Vino Mas Vertias: More Brutal and Anonymous Truths from Various Woot Writers
Truth #1: I ate your decorative soap by accident.
Truth #2: Nobody else does that when they sleep. It's not a normal thing. It's very weird. You're very weird.
Truth #3: I know exactly how that squirrel got in your handbag.
Truth #4: That soup had another secret ingredient.
Truth #5: The "antique" bowl was actually an ashtray from a hotel room.
Truth #6: I'm not really allergic to broccoli.
Truth #7: The...