Chris Brown Trapped in the Philippines. Let’s All Give a Big ‘Thank You’ to Their Government

R. Kelly’s trapped in a box and Chris Brown’s trapped in the Philippines. What’s our diplomatic relations with the country? Whatever it is, as long as they keep him, let’s kick those relations up a notch. Maybe make them a favored nation or something. Does someone know what ‘favored nation’ means? I pulled that out of my ass. Take it away, TMZ:

Brown played a show in the country Tuesday night, but when he tried to leave Wednesday morning for his next show in Hong Kong...

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