Chill Girls Really Have No Chill

I am not a chill girl. And neither are you. Because this chill girl every guy is looking for doesn’t exist. You think you’re chill because you “can drink beer and wear UGGs”? My dad drinks beer and wears UGG slippers because they’re comfy AF. That proves nothing. I have no chill. But if you say you have chill, you especially have no chill.

1. All girls of the human variety are petty AFI know, I know. I make money writing bitchy articles about psycho exes who get too attached and...

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