Chill Dude At Party Shoots Three People For Not Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ To His Girlfriend

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The ‘Happy Birthday’ song sucks. It’s not catchy, it’s not hip, it’s a goddamn chore. Whenever it’s time to sing it, everybody meanders over to the cake like they’re going to the electric chair and tries to sing it soft enough so that their voice cannot be distinguished in the chorus of agitated, unenthusiastic voices. The last thing you want to be in this world is an ISIS militant. But the second to the thing is the overpowering ‘Happy...

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