Celebs no match for style gaffes

Every family tree has some branches with bud rot, and House Martini is no different.

I speak of my cousins the Gimlet-Aighs, and their habit of wearing matching dresses for Easter. It was cute when the girls were little, but the triplets are in their 40s and the effect is unnerving — especially when they go full chintz.

Their field of festive floral fabric sent a few of my holiday brunch guests racing to the punch bowl last year.

Don’t look now,” slurred Tipsy van Keister, “but a...

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