Carr: Hack Christmas never ends

If a Hollywood producer were remaking “The Graduate,” he’d have to rewrite the party scene where a businessman offers Dustin Hoffman that famous career advice:

“One word: plastics.”

Here’s what the older man would say now, at least if he lived in Massachusetts: “Two words: public sector.”

Or maybe, “Two words: defined benefits.” As in, pension.

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