Bezosville: Mashable's proposal for Amazon's second headquarters

Dear Mr. Jeff Bezos,

We, the humble city of Gatestown in collaboration with Mashable, are pleased to submit our application to become the home to Amazon's second headquarters. 

We want this thing. We need this thing. Our city hasn't had any good news since we took on the name of Gatestown in an attempt to woo Microsoft for a Zune factory. That did not turn out well. 

Now, we're all in on Bezosville. We're ready to remake our fair town in the image of all things Amazon. We may not be the...

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