Nominee: Figure skating stuffed animal wrangler
Where to find them: Gangneung Ice Arena
Job description: Retrieve stuffed animals and flowers thrown by fans onto the ice, repeat ad nauseum in a courteous and efficient manner, know how to skate without falling down.
Why this might be the best job at the Olympics: You have a very important role. As the figure skating stuffed animal wrangler, you will skate onto the ice to retrieve the gifts thrown by fans after skaters conclude their routines....