Best Jobs at the Olympics: Figure Skating Stuffed Animal Wrangler

Nominee: Figure skating stuffed animal wrangler

Where to find them: Gangneung Ice Arena

Job description: Retrieve stuffed animals and flowers thrown by fans onto the ice, repeat ad nauseum in a courteous and efficient manner, know how to skate without falling down.

Why this might be the best job at the Olympics: You have a very important role. As the figure skating stuffed animal wrangler, you will skate onto the ice to retrieve the gifts thrown by fans after skaters conclude their routines....

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