Baylor dunking on hopeless suckers is college football's finest opening-month tradition

Why exert yourself when you can rack up stats and exercise for a few weeks, then hit your conference schedule unbeaten?

Your college football team has looked kind of bad at some point in September. So turn to the name you trust to get you to mid-October with nothing but leaping touchdown hip bumps and finger guns and 28-point first quarters. Rely on the Baylor Bears and their scheduling brilliance to carry you above the carnage that awaits all who foolishly dare.

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