Angelina Jolie to Jennifer Aniston: Take Your Peace Offering and Shove It!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are over.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are over.

But might Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston just be getting started?!?

Indeed, according to a hilarious In Touch Weekly rumor, Aniston recently reached out to her long-time rival in hopes of getting together and burying a hatchet that has existed ever since Brad Pitt buried his penis deep inside of Angelina's...

... sorry, nevermind.

You probably get it.

The aforementioned tabloid writes...

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