Alleged Vibrator Thief to Cops: Obama Is a Crook, Wanna See My Dick?

A 44-year-old Obama critic was arrested for retail theft in Illinois last month after authorities say he shoved a vibrator down his pants and offered to show an officer his penis, The Smoking Gun reports.

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