Bengals QB AJ McCarron after loss to Steelers: "It seems every time we got the ball it was pouring rain and it wasn’t when they had it."
— Aditi Kinkhabwala (@AKinkhabwala) January 10, 2016
There might be something to this. Maybe AJ McCarron is right. Perhaps God really does hate Cincinnati and wanted to make sure the Bengals lost. Let's break down the evidence here:
1. "Skyline Chili" is adequate justification for a smiting.
2. Bengals games take a long time to broadcast to heaven,...