Airship Zinc Alloy Bottle Opener for $1 + free s&h from China

GearBest offers this Airship Zinc Alloy Bottle Opener for 99 cents with free shipping. (Choose "Unregistered Air Mail" during checkout. Magic Stone US via eBay charges the same.) That's the lowest price we could find for a similarly inspired bottle opener by $4, excluding other eBay vendors. This Millennium Falcon-inspired opener measures 2.4" x 1.6" x 0.4", which is great for portability, but much too small for you and your walking carpet of a copilot to make the Kessel Run in. (Never mind...

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