A Letter From Your Old Foreign Bank Account

Joyeux Anniversaire! From the bank account in Cameroon you were supposed to close 4 ½ years ago.

This serves as your annual reminder that despite having few assets and paying your taxes on time, you might be committing tax fraud for forgetting to close a bank account with zero dollars in it.

I know you opened this account last minute to electronically transfer funds, which was not allowed at the account you opened with another Cameroonian bank. I do not know why you did not ask what kind...

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