A Better Care Package

The only Package I care about.

Getting tired of the tea and ramen noodle packets? How stereotypically college do they think we are? Here’s Bwog’s petition for what to include in our next Columbia Care Package:

Examples:

The textbooks for all your individual courses

Sexy Halloween costume that shows off your intellect, humor, and tits

Study guides for all of your classes that actually look like your exams

Pocket-sized unfoldable coat for the 20-degree temperature drop of the day

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