Your ex-boyfriend was tall, dark, handsome and, naturally, a complete assh*le.
So, somewhere between 22 and 24, you faked self-respect and started dating someone who could offer a little more stability and emotional support.
The new boyfriend is a perfect fit to the basic criteria you once outlined with all the essentials: beautiful, smart, abs and hates cats.
But, he’s oh-so-overwhelmingly predictable.
And part of you desperately craves the one thing your old, dysfunctional...