73-Year-Old Mick Jagger Welcomes A Baby Boy With His 29-Year-Old Girlfriend

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MICK JAGGER’S SEMEN FOR A SECOND?!?!?

I’m not a scientist. I like science, I enjoy things like “MythBusters” and throwing Mentos into Diet Coke bottles, but I would never claim to be a scientist.

I majored in marketing in college so the closest thing I ever came to the subject was the time I took the joke class “Earth Science” to get rid of a humanities credit.

That being said, I still know there is no effing way Mick Jagger’s semen is normal.

He’s a...

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