50+ Halloween Puns That Will Make You Laugh Until You’re Coffin

What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?

The trom-bone.

Why was the vampire interested in the New York Times?

He heard it had great circulation.

Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house?

He had no guts.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

To get some boos.

Why did the horseman from Sleepy Hollow go to business school?

He wanted to get a head in life.

Why are all mummies workaholics?

They’re afraid to unwind.

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