50 Cent Claims He Fakes Being Rich

50 Cent is really trying to get out of sex tape promotion reparations, he wants jurors to believe his 50 Cent persona is a front and that he’s really in poverty… with his “bling,” bi-coastal luxury car collections, sale of Vitamin Water, and recent $1.6 million bet on Mayweather. He’s practically on food stamps!

At trial, he was asked about his recent little Independence Day impulse purchase, a Rolls Royce, and he pleaded that he only was able to get the car by trading in two...

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