23 Human Obstacles Every Hardcore Commuter Faces Daily

1. The Subway Farter

HAVE YOU NO MERCY? PLEASE, WHOEVER YOU ARE, TAKE PITY ON YOUR FELLOW COMMUTERS. THIS D-RAY—HEAT WAVE COMBO IS MAKING EVERYONE VERY, VERY SAD.

2. The Horny Couple

No, no, for real guys: everyone on this crosstown bus is DYING to watch you shove your tongues down each other’s throats for twenty minutes. RELAX.

3. The Mid-Breakup Couple

Surely evolved from the Horny Couple, the Mid-Breakup Couple wants everyone involved in their romance’s demise. I’m sorry...

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