1. There are days where you talk more to your dog than to people. And by “days” I mean every day.
2. You choose your outfit according to your dog’s fur: What clothes will match the dog hair best?
3. You develop sympathy pain. Your dog injured her right knee and is limping – now your right knee is starting to hurt.
4. You refer to your dog as your child.
5. You refer to yourself in the third person when talking to your dog: “Mommy loves you, yes she does, yeees she...