16 Freaky Things That Happen When You And Your BFF Are Tighter Than Paris And Nicole Ever Were

1. You can always tell which farts are her farts.

If it smelt like ramen and jellybeans, you know exactly who dealt it.

2. You’ve had serious discussions re: how you’d help each other get away with murder.

Stolen jet skis, Mexico, and new identities for the both of you would have to be involved.

3. You can tell her all the freaky shit you can’t tell your shrink.

Like how you achieved touchless orgasm by imagining yourself famous.

4. Because unlike your shrink, she’ll never...

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