10 Reasons To Stay Away From The Beach

It's summertime, and you probably want to get the hell away from your sweltering apartment or not very sexy office and take your ass to the beach, where you can cool off in the surf and ogle babes until you pass out. But guess what? The beach isn't a good place. In fact, it's a bad place. In this article, we'll give you ten incredibly awful things that happened there to convince you that it's safer to stay home.

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